Crumpet
6:55 Sun Jun 28
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Takashi Miike 6:13 Sun Jun 28
That gave me a genuine hearty chortle. I also concur.
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united we stand
6:56 Sun Jun 28
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Should of stomped on his head whilst singing bubbles.
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The_Phantom
6:58 Sun Jun 28
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Good story
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Willtell
7:12 Sun Jun 28
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Pull the red chair lever...
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whufcroe
7:20 Sun Jun 28
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He had a valid point, I wouldn't want anyone feeding a cat either....
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Hammer and Pickle
7:24 Sun Jun 28
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Admit it KIA, you can't get it up to do your missus unless you're wearing your waders, can you.
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chim chim cha boo
7:32 Sun Jun 28
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Typical Croe.
You do love playing the pantomime villain, don't you?
The biggest problem for you is that I for one and most sensible posters really miss you when you take a break from this site.
The most terrible thing is that when anyone shows the slightest crack in their West Ham knowledge, you jump on them and prise open the wound. You've done it to me on occasion and I can't even get arsey because you're fucking right!
As for your opinion on cats however...
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Literal Paul
7:34 Sun Jun 28
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Want to borrow an air rifle?
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riosleftsock
7:35 Sun Jun 28
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Somebody threatened to "punch my neck off" once.
Still haven't worked out what he meant.
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whufcroe
7:38 Sun Jun 28
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chim chim cha boo 7:32 Sun Jun 28
Don't like cats, horrid things, simple as that and wouldn't want someone feeding them whilst I'm eating that's for sure.
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chim chim cha boo
7:40 Sun Jun 28
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I got into a heated argument outside the Underworld club in Camden a few years ago with a posh kid who was 'going to fucking kill' me.
'You're going to fucking kill me then?' I laughed.
'Possibly?' He said in his best Rupert accent.
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whufcroe
7:40 Sun Jun 28
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As for threat.....
Some beardy looking biker cunt threatened to cut my throat at Sheffield United away a few years back, kinda harsh I thought.
After I'd mocked him he become quiet unwell with headache strangely...
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whufcroe
7:43 Sun Jun 28
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or a I was in a club once and some gentleman of African/Caribbean background tried to push in at the bar, I politely blocked his way to which he responded he was going to shoot me...
That would be a clever trick without a fucking gun you silly cunt was the polite reply...
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chim chim cha boo
7:48 Sun Jun 28
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Then let's not have dinner together in a country with starving cats Croe.
You wouldn't like it and I wouldn't stop doing it. I'm never going to stop feeling sorry for the little things.
Let's meet up for a beer this coming season though anyway. I'm sure we'd get on famously. We've got much more in common than not.
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Vexed
8:01 Sun Jun 28
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I make the Dutchman right, if you feed the cunts they keep coming back. Who wants to be surrounded by filthy stray animals when you're trying to have a bit of scoff?
For what its worth Chim, you sound like a peasant and had it been me instead of the Dutchman I'd have inserted that stray cat in you for being trappy.
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whufcroe
8:02 Sun Jun 28
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chim chim cha boo 7:48 Sun Jun 28
I'm not difficult to find to have a beer with, I barely move from my Stanley bar stool
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Cheezey Bell-End
9:58 Sun Jun 28
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I always give scraps to the cats in those places. I would have handled this in much the same way.
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franksfat&slow&wank
10:03 Sun Jun 28
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I probably would of said don't feed the cat mate it will encourage its mates
If you carried on id have stabbed you in the eyes with my fork
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charleyfarley
10:03 Sun Jun 28
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Should have chimmed him saves a lot of debate and time
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ManorParkHammer
10:05 Sun Jun 28
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Strange story to make up this.
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Nicey
10:16 Sun Jun 28
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So you enjoyed your eating out experience
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